ScrubFather28

The game takes place in 2028 and you play as the "ScrubFather" and must kill 1000 splats and collect their blood to win, however this is no easy task as the horrid deity "Elmer" and the embodiment of capitalism called "Mr.Money Crab" are fighting with the splats. You must use your pencils and corndogs correctly if you want to win. Arrow keys to move, Z to shoot pencils, X to dash, and C to view hitbox. Now then, face us.

Fun facts: ScrubFather is extremely racist towards splats. Scrubfather is extremely homophobic and transphobic. ScrubFather is only so weak because he likes a challenge and would see it as unfair to use his true potential, if he wanted to he could destroy everything in mere milliseconds. Scrubfather hates Mr.Money Crab because he is a communist.