ScrubFather28

The game takes place in 2028 and you play as the "ScrubFather" and must kill 1000 splats and collect their blood to win, however this is no easy task as the horrid deity "Elmo" is fighting with the splats. You must use your pencils and corndogs correctly if you want to win. Arrow keys to move, Z to shoot pencils, and X to dash. Now then, face us.